Saturday 5 September 2015

Day 365. The last entry!

Bush eggs: three. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: three-quarters full.

Hallelujah! Yes, Steve is with child again! I’m going to be a grandmother again. And so, despite life’s ups and downs, despite deaths, life flourishes and the cycle continues. I think this calls for another poem...

A poem about the cycle of life by Ruby
Life is easier than it seems
Filled with love and joy and dreams.
Chicks start life with great hope
Through life and love they lope.
Start families of their own
Watch chicks until they’re grown.
And with the setting of the sun
Think life was a game well run.
Chicks start the cycle afresh
End and beginning once more mesh.


THE END.


Endnote from F L Campbell

Although Ruby’s Diary is a work of fiction many of the incidents are based on what I have observed in my own flocks over the years. Ruby has quite accurately described 12 months in the flock’s life and I only helped by fleshing out the diary with other stories from flocks past.

Watching chickens; their individual personalities, their inter-flock politics, their interactions with the world around them was a constant source of fascination for me and writing about it helped cement the bond I had with these wonderous animals.

Sadly, during the final editing of this book, a terrible tragedy occurred in Ruby’s flock. A young Husky dog jumped into The Chicken Area. The gate was closed  – but what is a 4 foot fence to a dog that has just escaped its 6 foot fenced dog run? The dog had a morning of fun quietly ‘bothering’ all the chickens and ducks. It looked so damn pleased with its efforts when I caught it some time later. The upshot of the dog attack was that all the tame ducks were dead, Ella was dead, and Ruby...? Where was my wonderful, talented, beautiful Ruby? I went to the pond and saw Jack half submerged in the water – very dead, Ruby was near by. I believe Jack had tried to save her. I rushed Ruby to the vet but she was very badly wounded. Holding her down on the examination table as the vet gave her a lethal injection was one of the saddest things I’ve done.

I thought then that I wouldn’t be able to finish editing and publishing Ruby’s Diary as the sadness would be too great. But I quickly came to realise that I had to finish – as a tribute to all the great chicken personalities written about here.

I also realised that my remaining flock of five traumatised hens (Steve, Brian, Camilla, Buttercup and Sylvie) was directionless, stagnant and stressed without a rooster. I decided for their sake and mine that I needed to inject new blood into the future of the flock. I found three more hens – Laverne, Shirley and Bossy – and a new rooster, Mr. Wonderful – and he truly was. He brought such joy and cohesiveness to the flock once more and these additional chickens, plus the remains of Ruby’s flock, made sure the cycle of life continued.

Camilla and her new family to Mr Wonderful

Friday 4 September 2015

Day 364.

Bush eggs: three. Nest box eggs: one – mine, mine, MINE! Feed hopper: three-quarters full.

Ha! There’s life in this old hen yet! An Egg. All Mine! No mistaking it! I have made sure to tell everyone – including Grey Gun who thought I was pretty talented AND an indispensable friend. Steve, there’s blood in this bird yet so don’t even think about taking my place!

Actually, talking of Steve, she’s not in the chicken house tonight. Despite her starting to put subtle pressure on me for my number three spot I still hope she’s okay and that nothing bad has happened to her.


Thursday 3 September 2015

Day 363.

Bush eggs: four. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: three-quarters full.

I can’t believe it. Jack didn’t tick me off his list this morning.

Am I really no good to anyone any more? Not even for fun? Or habit, even?


Wednesday 2 September 2015

Day 362.

Bush eggs: three. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: full.

It has been a really hard day. Any time anyone is around Brian makes sure to give me a peck. I’ve never really been anything but number two before and a rooster doesn’t peck a number two hen to enforce the order – he just ‘is’ and we obey. I make sure to stay out of everyone’s way but even that is not really working at the moment because Brian follows me around to keep me in order.

I feel very old and used up.


Tuesday 1 September 2015

Day 361. Early Spring again.

Bush eggs: two. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: full (as if I care).

I can’t believe it. Brian whipped me. I am now number three. Steve is already eyeing me up.
Where will it end?


Monday 31 August 2015

Day 360.

Bush eggs: three. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: full. Upstarts: Brian!

NO! NO! NEVER! NO! Brian has asked me if I want to step down from the number two spot or fight over it? I asked her what grounds she had for trying to usurp me and she mentioned my “fifty percent less than two eggs this moon cycle egg tally”. I hadn’t really been counting but I’m sure I laid more than one egg this moon!

To think I used to be her friend. Anyway the stroppy cow couldn’t whip me if she tried.


Sunday 30 August 2015

Day 359.

Bush eggs: two. Nest box eggs: none. Feed hopper: full.

I shouldn’t have spoken ill of the dearly deperched. Valerie came to the second-worst end I’ve ever seen (Licorice being the worst). One minute she was standing there saying how she was off to lay one of her “extra special, super-duper BLUE eggs” and the next minute she had no throat. It wasn’t a ferret – not big enough – but the blur that got her was definitely either stoat or weasel shaped. Horrific. Unsettled us terribly to think we had such a quick and ruthless killer in our midst. But The Female Person and The Old One were on to it very promptly and caught the killing culprit (a stoat it turned out to be) within three days. Such a relief, and we’ve never seen another stoat or weasel since (touch shell).

A poem about Valerie by Ruby

Valerie was standing there
Minding her own self.
When along came death
And robbed her of health.

We saw the cause of death
It was a murderous stoat.
Quick as lightening
It ripped out her throat.

Valerie kept on talking
But no sound came out.
Then she keeled over
Like a drunken lay-about.

So no more kitschy blue eggs
From sweet Valerie.
And now we’re all very nervous
Could the next death be me?


Mmmm. I just keep getting better.